A newly married couple is in bed when the man asks his wife how many men she has slept with After the question, the woman doesn’t respond.
The man asks again “Just tell me, it’s fine. How many men have you slept with?”
His wife, still in total silence, just stares at the ceiling.
ANOTHER JOKE
If I die promise me you won’t get married again
Oh so sweet. You want to be my only one
…No, it’s not that.
I just don’t want two people mourning me at the same time!